Rattan bed with a primitive mattress
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Rattan bed? It could be worse. Why not mitigate those pokey bits of reed with a stinky, smelly primitive mattress? Problem solved. You're welcome.
This is slightly comfortable piece of furniture meant to (theoretically) overcome tiredness. It's not as comfortable as the other beds, but it sure beats a deserted beach where all of that sand can get really up there in the nooks and/or crannies. Especially the crannies. You can use the uninstalled primitive mattress stuffed with feathers to manufacture the final product. No special tools are required for final assembly.
The rattan bed is describable, too. You create a description at the time of installation. However, if you somehow forget or want to change the description, it can be altered using a stone, bronze or regular hammer and your awesome manufacturing skill. Oh, and your imagination. Can't forget that.
It can also be dismantled in about five (5) days using a stone, bronze or regular hammer; axe or bronze axe; and knife, bone knife or bronze knife to give back half of the resources used to build it.
Does not include coin-operated massage function using coconuts and monkeys.
See Also:
- wooden bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- wooden four-poster bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- rattan bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- wicker bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- iron bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- steel bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- primitive bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
