Wicker bed with a primitive mattress
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Ah, wicker. Last resort of the treeless masses. Why not mitigate those pokey bits of white willow with a stinky, smelly primitive mattress? It couldn't hurt...at least not hurt as much as those pokey bits. Trust me.
This is moderately comfortable piece of furniture meant to (theoretically) overcome tiredness. It's not as comfortable as the other beds, but it sure beats a weedy grassland full of briars and weeds. Did I mention the thistles? You can use the uninstalled primitive mattress stuffed with feathers to manufacture the final product. No special tools are required for final assembly.
The bed is describable, too. You create a description at the time of installation. However, if you somehow forget or want to change the description, it can be altered using a stone, bronze or regular hammer and your awesome manufacturing skill. Oh, and a bit of elbow grease. It helps with the brambles. Did I mention those too?
It can also be dismantled to give back the bed frame and mattress used to build it.
Cantr Staff™ is not responsible for broken wicker beds when used for activities that do not involve sleep.
See Also:
- wooden bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- wooden four-poster bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- rattan bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- wicker bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- iron bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- steel bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
- primitive bed with a silk, cotton, hemp, or primitive mattress.
