Wicker sofa
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Straight out of Småland, this ready-to-assemble sofa will make you the envy of your peers. Available in a variety of stylish colors, thanks to our state-of-the-art description technology (also known simply as a iron, bone, or seashell needle). Mustard-colored dust covers for everyone!
Some assembly required.
And for all of those aspiring rock stars out there who find one of these gods-awful things in your hotel room™, ask your roadie for a stone, bronze or regular hammer; axe or bronze axe; and knife, bone knife or bronze knife. Then after 4½ days of hard core partying (booze not included), just dump half of the materials used to make that monstrosity out of the window and onto unsuspecting groupies below!