Rattan loveseat
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Here's the Big Question: Who would you rather choose to spend alone time with on a deserted island™? The Movie Star™ or the wholesome, country, Love-Interest-from-Next-Door™? The answer (in the form of a question, of course) is: "Why not both™?" Well now you can objectify your favorites all on one lovely rattan loveseat!
And just like the unreachable fantasy you are constructing, so the loveseat can be described to fit your wildest dreams, either from the very beginning in the build menu, or later with just a simple iron, bone, or seashell needle.
Ready to get back to reality and dismantle this symbol of your underdeveloped love life? Just use a trusty stone, bronze or regular hammer; axe or bronze axe; and knife, bone knife or bronze knife and have at it. In a mere 4½ days at least half of the resources put into it will be yours again. ...unlike either the Movie Star™ or "And the Rest™"
Note: Cantr Staff™ does not endorse the objectification of either movie stars or wholesome neighbor-next-door types. We do, however, completely endorse your proclivity towards fantasizing as long as it doesn't violate Da Rulz.
Also note that while the writer may be a bit nutz, he did try to engage in the humor here in as gender-neutral a way as possible...even though it still does objectify people.