Wicker loveseat
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So, you want to cozy up to that special someone™ and you don't mind being poked in any uncomfortable places? Have we got a piece of furniture for you!
This fully describable and customizable wicker loveseat can be yours for the low, low price of all the patience it takes to grow a bunch of white willow and to pick cotton. Our advice? Call dibs on the well, early and often. If you don't like the look of it, though, don't fret. Instead of having to grow a whole bunch more willow, just take out any iron, bone, or seashell needle and before you can name all of the ways a needle can be constructed, you can change that description! Amazing, huh?
Lost your lover and can't stand the sight of the loveseat anymore due to painful memories and/or recurring nightmares? You're in luck there, too, my friend. Grab your stone, bronze or regular hammer; axe or bronze axe; and knife, bone knife or bronze knife and work out all of those frustrations over the course of 4½ days. There, there. *hugs* If another comes along, you'll at least have half of your resources back for your destructive efforts.