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Be like the Millionaire™ and the Millionaire's ...uh... Spouse™ and have the largest, best looking, most comfortablest rattan sofa on the entire deserted island you inhabit. Invite over the stereotypical headhunting cannibals™ from the next island over to your next culturally appropriated imitation luau and show it off. Have the Help™ make several sofas, decorating each one in the build menu or by using a iron, bone, or seashell needle when the old one(s) go out of fashion, darling™!
Some assembly required.
No longer wanting to simply be called the Millionaire's Spouse™, divorce that lousy capitalist™ scum and run off with that hot-looking revolutionary®? Then bring out a stone, bronze or regular hammer; axe or bronze axe; and knife, bone knife or bronze knife and after 4½ days of "giving it to the Man™" you'll have half of the raw materials left to throw in that loser's face! HA!
(Whoa...Maybe you had a few too many piña coladas there)... ... ... Nah!