Strawberry lemonade
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Just like lemonade, but with a hint of juicy strawberries.
Tired of the utter lack of lipstick on Cantr™? Well, until that is invented, just use strawberry lemonade instead! Just drink a glass and pucker up. Instant ruby red lips. (Some side effects may occur, including red tongue, unwanted attention from amorous onlookers, non-drowsiness, and strawberry seeds stuck in your teeth. Cantr Staff™ does not endorse animal testing.)
Strawberry lemonade is made from lemon juice, strawberries, sugar and water on a kitchen table with a glass, gold, silver, or porcelain pitcher and a wood, silver, china, steel, or bone spoon.
In addition to its healing properties, lemonade decreases tiredness 0.25% per 100g.
see also: blackberry lemonade, blueberry lemonade, lemonade, mint lemonade, raspberry lemonade