Primitive bed frame
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Ever since the first cave-dweller got tired of waking up on a very damp, bug-infested mattress, threw a few logs and branches down and placed that mattress on top, beds with some kind of frame to them have been very popular. And they were once touted as the "greatest thing ever." Then came sliced bread, but we're getting ahead of ourselves.
While not as classy as its wooden relative, the primitive bed frame is functional and requires only timber and firewood to throw (throwing optional) into your cozy cave. Now all you need is to install that mattress (fleas not included) and you'll be the envy of every neanderthal still working on that whole fire thing.
Available Mattress Options
You don't have to stick with that flea-bitten old primitive mattress. Choose from any of the following:
- uninstalled cotton mattress (cotton)
- uninstalled cotton mattress (feathers)
- uninstalled hemp mattress (cotton)
- uninstalled hemp mattress (feathers)
- uninstalled primitive mattress
- uninstalled silk mattress (cotton)
- uninstalled silk mattress (feathers)