Steel scalpel

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Steel scalpel Manufacturing Object type Weapons Skill used Manufacturing weapons Time 2 day(s) Materials 50 grams of steel Tools bronze or steel peen hammer bronze or iron chisel bronze or steel flatter bronze or steel set hammer sledgehammer or bronze sledgehammer Machines bronze or iron anvil small sharpening block Rot and repair Rot 8 points per day 10 points per day of use Repair 400 points per hour Holdable object General properties Attack 15 Skillweight 80% Weight 50 grams Visible yes

Medical licenses are for chumps! In Cantr, you can Be Anything You Want to Be™, including a trusted surgeon. Just show off this handy-dandy instrument of profound sharpness, and you will wow your victims friends patients with how well you know approximately where that pesky gall bladder might be. To them, it might seem like an attack. But you know better, and your exorbitant itemized medical billing proves it. Soon, they'll be thanking you for saving their lives from imaginary health conditions and naming their newspawns after you.

see also: bronze scalpel, platinum scalpel

Note: Cantr Staff™ is not responsible for medical insurance, nationalized health care issues, or local health insurance privacy laws. Work it out in arbitration per your agreement, dang it!
Also: Cantr Staff™ is not responsible if your surgeon turns out to actually be a serial killer because...hey... Be Anything You Want to Be™. Right?