Wooden bed frame

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Wooden bed frame Manufacturing Object type Semi-finished products Skill used carpentry Time 4 day(s) Materials 8000 grams of wood 400 grams of iron Tools planer or bronze planer stone, bronze or regular hammer Holdable object General properties Weight 8400 grams Visible yes

Guy: What did one mattress say to the other mattress?
Gal: What?
Guy: "I'm not lying.  I've been framed!"
Gal: ... 
Guy: Get it? *wiggles eyebrows*
Gal: Don't quit your day job.
Guy: What day job?

Ever since the first cave-dweller got tired of waking up on a very damp, bug-infested mattress, threw a few logs down and placed that mattress on top, beds with some kind of frame to them have been very popular. And they were once touted as the "greatest thing ever." Then came sliced bread, but we're getting ahead of ourselves.

These days, beds have come a lot further, consisting of intricately carved wood and not just whatever was laying around the cave. Just use your favorite mattress and you've got the greatest thing since sliced bread.