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+ | Oh, sure. [[Steel scalpel|Steel]] is fine for some surgeons. But you know better. You were among the first to create the original platinum scalpel. You actually ''have'' a medical license. Okay, maybe it is hastily scribbled out on a note in illegible handwriting, but the very fact that you can't read it proves you are a Real Doctor™. Showing this implement off to your patients screams{{ref|ref-1}}, "I ''know'' where that gall bladder might be. Trust me!" So show it off with confidence! | ||
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+ | Being made of [[platinum]], your scalpel is more resilient to the daily elements. However platinum is more malleable than [[steel]], so encountering those occasional pesky bones incurs more [[Rot and repair|wear and tear]] when you actually use it. | ||
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see also: [[bronze scalpel]], [[steel scalpel]] | see also: [[bronze scalpel]], [[steel scalpel]] | ||
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+ | <small>'''Note:''' Skilled Nurse not included.</small><br> | ||
+ | <small>'''Note:''' [[Cantr Staff]]™ is not responsible for checking medical credentials, despite the quacking noises coming from their general direction.</small> | ||
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+ | {{note|ref-1| 1) ...or maybe it is your patients who are screaming? You'd better get more [[:category:Alcoholic beverages|anesthetic]]...}} | ||
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Oh, sure. Steel is fine for some surgeons. But you know better. You were among the first to create the original platinum scalpel. You actually have a medical license. Okay, maybe it is hastily scribbled out on a note in illegible handwriting, but the very fact that you can't read it proves you are a Real Doctor™. Showing this implement off to your patients screams[1] , "I know where that gall bladder might be. Trust me!" So show it off with confidence!
Being made of platinum, your scalpel is more resilient to the daily elements. However platinum is more malleable than steel, so encountering those occasional pesky bones incurs more wear and tear when you actually use it.
see also: bronze scalpel, steel scalpel
Note: Skilled Nurse not included.
Note: Cantr Staff™ is not responsible for checking medical credentials, despite the quacking noises coming from their general direction.