Difference between revisions of "Steel scalpel"
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+ | Medical licenses are for chumps! In [[Main Page|Cantr]], you can ''Be Anything You Want to Be''™, including a trusted surgeon. Just show off this handy-dandy instrument of profound sharpness, and you will wow your <s>victims</s> <s>friends</s> patients with how well you know approximately where that pesky gall bladder ''might'' be. To them, it might seem like an attack. But you know better, and your exorbitant itemized medical billing proves it. Soon, they'll be thanking you for saving their lives from imaginary health conditions and naming their [[newspawn]]s after you. | ||
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see also: [[bronze scalpel]], [[platinum scalpel]] | see also: [[bronze scalpel]], [[platinum scalpel]] | ||
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+ | <small>'''Note:''' [[Cantr Staff]]™ is not responsible for medical insurance, nationalized health care issues, or local health insurance privacy laws. Work it out in arbitration per your agreement, dang it! <br> '''Also:''' [[Cantr Staff]]™ is not responsible if your surgeon turns out to actually be a serial killer because...hey... ''Be Anything You Want to Be''™. Right?</small> | ||
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Medical licenses are for chumps! In Cantr, you can Be Anything You Want to Be™, including a trusted surgeon. Just show off this handy-dandy instrument of profound sharpness, and you will wow your victims friends patients with how well you know approximately where that pesky gall bladder might be. To them, it might seem like an attack. But you know better, and your exorbitant itemized medical billing proves it. Soon, they'll be thanking you for saving their lives from imaginary health conditions and naming their newspawns after you.
see also: bronze scalpel, platinum scalpel
Note: Cantr Staff™ is not responsible for medical insurance, nationalized health care issues, or local health insurance privacy laws. Work it out in arbitration per your agreement, dang it!
Also: Cantr Staff™ is not responsible if your surgeon turns out to actually be a serial killer because...hey... Be Anything You Want to Be™. Right?