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| + | Why should the Advanced Iron Age Civilizations™ have all of the fun? It's not your fault that your community lacks [[iron]] or [[limestone]] or a nice set of [[bellows]]. You are one of the few who have dared to rise above your peers and dream big. It's a dream of helping people. Performing delicate medical procedures. [[Soap|Washing]] your hands, dang it! (And while you're at it, tell them to stop poking the [[mammoth]], eh?) | ||
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| + | Well, if your people are blessed with an overabundance of [[copper]] and [[tin]], you, my friend, are in Luck™! Now you can create your very own precision scalpel made of [[bronze]]! If you can convince your patient that your cutting into them is not actually an attack, you have a chance of releasing those Evil Spirits™ and then giving them a nice [[honey]]-based snack for [[healing]] purposes. And then tell them to wash their hands, sheesh! Is it really so hard? | ||
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| + | <small>'''Note:''' [[Cantr Staff]]™ does not endourse the existence and application of Luck™. However, a few of them<sup>([[:User:Shaudawn|who???]])</sup> believe in Evil Spirits™, so don't say I didn't warn you!</small> | ||
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see also: [[platinum scalpel]], [[steel scalpel]] | see also: [[platinum scalpel]], [[steel scalpel]] | ||
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Why should the Advanced Iron Age Civilizations™ have all of the fun? It's not your fault that your community lacks iron or limestone or a nice set of bellows. You are one of the few who have dared to rise above your peers and dream big. It's a dream of helping people. Performing delicate medical procedures. Washing your hands, dang it! (And while you're at it, tell them to stop poking the mammoth, eh?)
Well, if your people are blessed with an overabundance of copper and tin, you, my friend, are in Luck™! Now you can create your very own precision scalpel made of bronze! If you can convince your patient that your cutting into them is not actually an attack, you have a chance of releasing those Evil Spirits™ and then giving them a nice honey-based snack for healing purposes. And then tell them to wash their hands, sheesh! Is it really so hard?
Note: Cantr Staff™ does not endourse the existence and application of Luck™. However, a few of them(who???) believe in Evil Spirits™, so don't say I didn't warn you!
see also: platinum scalpel, steel scalpel
