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{{InterwikiLink:RattanLoveseat}}
{{ST|stack={{Infobox:Manufacture
| type = Furniture
| skill = Carpentry
| time = 6
| resources = 3050 grams of [[reed]] 800 grams of [[cotton]] 50 grams of [[firewood]]
| tools = {{hammer}} {{needle}} {{scissors}}
| location = Anywhere
}}
{{Infobox:FixedObject
| sortingname =
| energy = 835
| capacity = 2
| recovery = 8.35
| storage =
| range =
| sailing =
}}
}}

Here's the Big Question: Who would you rather choose to spend alone time with on a deserted island™? The '''Movie Star'''™ or the wholesome, country, '''Love-Interest-from-Next-Door'''™? The answer (in the form of a question, of course) is: "Why not ''both''™?" Well now you can objectify your favorites all on one lovely [[rattan loveseat]]!

And just like the unreachable fantasy you are constructing, so the loveseat can be described to fit your wildest dreams, either from the very beginning in the build menu, or later with just a simple {{needle}}.

Ready to get back to reality and dismantle this symbol of your underdeveloped love life? Just use a trusty {{hammer}}; {{axe}}; and {{knife}} and have at it. In a mere 4½ days at least half of the resources put into it will be yours again. ...unlike either the '''Movie Star'''™ ''or'' "'''And the Rest'''™"


'''Note:''' [[Cantr Staff]]™ does not endorse the objectification of either movie stars or wholesome neighbor-next-door types. We do, however, completely endorse your proclivity towards fantasizing as long as it doesn't violate [https://cantr.net/index.php?page=rules Da Rulz]. 
Also note that while the [[:User:Shaudawn|writer]] may be a bit nutz, he did try to engage in the humor here in as gender-neutral a way as possible...even though it still does objectify people.


[[Category:Rattan furniture]]

Rattan loveseat - Revision history

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